Friday, August 18, 2006

Elk Jitters have me bad II

"Drat! " said the shaman. He had not been drawn-- another year without a chance to hunt a KY elk in the zone. He reached over and picks up his elk lottery entry. It had somehow magically turned into an out-of-zone deer tag. Any elk coming on the property could still be plugged, during a legal deer season.

"How do they do that?, " said the shaman, holding the magic paper in front of him. Now that's magic!" he said admiringly. Stuffing the paper in his bag of tricks, the shaman went out back into the pasture and poured a couple of handfulls of corn on the ground and then stuck a sign into the middle of the pile.

"Free Elk Food" said the sign. The shaman had seen the coyote do that once. If it worked on roadrunners, it might work on elk.

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